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Scottie Pippen vs. Midgets

Former Bulls All-Star Scottie Pippen just issued a press release regarding an upcoming straight to video release titled Mascots vs. Midgets, which due to to the absurdity surrounding it, is now beginning to circulate the internet.

Apparently Pippen agreed to appear in a cameo role for the movie formerly known as A Tribute to Big Red. What he didn’t know is that the director had ulterior motives and set Pippen up for what appears to be a full-on little people beatdown. The scene in the above clip wasn’t scripted and after it was shot, the director explained to Pippen that he’d been “punk’d.”

If this wasn’t strange enough, Gary Coleman is pissed about the movie containing “inadvertent” nude scenes of him. Poor Gary. The only thing missing from this are a few juggalos with some facepaint and Faygo.

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- Mike Jones

3 Responses to “Scottie Pippen vs. Midgets”

  1. Allen Walker Says:

    WTF??? Scottie is my favorite basketball player ever… Say it ain’t so!

  2. Caps Says:

    Holy shit!

  3. Toilet Cobra Says:

    You just mentioned juggalos so you’d get more hits. For shame. Never exploit your juggolism for internet popularity, dickbreath.

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