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Review: Dinowalrus – %

Dinowalrus - percent

Dinowalrus - % (2010) [Kanine] // Grade: A

The title of Dinowalrus’ debut full-length isn’t difficult to pronounce, but it does take you a second to get there. Percentage? Percent sign? No. Percent. Obviously. But get used to that sensation—you’ll find yourself embroiled in this mental do-si-do for the album’s long haul. Is it psych? Noise? Experimental? Can or Sonic Youth? Are the vocals great or grating? Is this song fast or slow? Who knows; Dinowalrus is impossible to figure out.

They’re also impossibly good—a real testament to the Brooklyn trio’s ability to translate a clusterfuck of elements into something legitimately listenable. Put Thurston Moore and Lee Ranaldo in a room with Brian Eno and Add (N) to X and maybe—maybe—you get to the heart of %. Throw some saxophones and clarinets in there for good measure, plus a healthy dose of 2001: A Space Odyssey, because hey—why not? In the Dinowalrus universe, no song is wholly one thing or the other. For every theramin space-loop a la “East German Western” or the first 30 seconds of “Bead”, there are a dozen noisy guitar riffs and even more yelpy, fuzzed out vocals. It’s not until the “I Hate Numbers”/”I Hate Letters” duo that % seems to find its anchor—the hazy drone of an interlude turned suddenly four-to-the-floor, sexy and growling—but it immediately checks itself with a pseudo-surf/rockabilly jam (“Cage Those Pythons”) and then, no shit, a track that feels like Pink Floyd gone shoegaze (“Haze On The Mobius Strip”). Talk about constant reinvention.

But see, that’s a thing with Dinowalrus: they love turning on a dime. % is totally mired in the act of catching you off guard. I mean, it’s not uncommon for a song to go through five iterations—fast, slow, ethereal, minimal, thrashing—before landing right where it started. Curiouser and curiouser; like Alice’s rabbit hole, % doesn’t make sense because it doesn’t need to—the energy is so infectious, its landscape so bright and surprising, you simply don’t want to escape. And what a fun, weird place to be trapped.

Buy it at Insound!

- Rue Sauvage

6 Responses to “Review: Dinowalrus – %”

  1. Toilet Cobra Says:

    I am thanked in the liner notes of this album and also DJed it’s release party. You can read my review here.

  2. My Pal the Crook Says:

    I’m going to try to recreate almost every Toilet Cobra review I’ve ever read:

    Hey I know these guys cuz they slept on my couch and I drew a doodle of their bassist as an orangutan and it was pretty cool. Oh BTW this record sux cause it doesn’t capture this one night they played at some shitty basement where the speakers were blown out and you could barely make out what was going on. But I had a good time regardless cuz I got really drunk, spun the same garage records I always do and hit on some girl who drew shitty walrus cartoons. So yeah this sux.

  3. Ben Says:

    …and the Round 4 girl circles the ring.

  4. Toilet Cobra Says:

    Rock and roll, Old Man.

  5. The Vidiot Says:

    Oh hey I directed their music video. Watch it.

  6. Mishka Bloglin » Blog Archive » A Vidiot Video Premiere: Dinowalrus’ Electric Car Gas Guitar! Says:

    [...] for Dinos/Walruses, the first one being “BEAD” which dropped back in January along with their album % on Brooklyn’s Kanine [...]

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