As I’m writing this week’s Round-Up, I’ve got the second disc of Friday the 13th: The Series going in the background. I’m on an episode called “Hellowe’en.” This midget demon just tripped and accidentally stabbed herself. Then it just like disappeared. Nuts. Anyway,what a week!

• Special guest writer James Greene Jr. interviewed Pigboy from the MOTU movie. Pigboy was played by the luckiest boy in the world circa 1987, Ryan Szponder. The interview features some exclusive photos and dirt from the behind the scenes of MOTU. Everyone wins. Thank you James and Ryan!

• Ninjasonik’s new mixtape, Strictly 4 My Hipstaz, dropped this week, featuring new mixes, unreleased tracks, and special guest Ease DaMan. Ease’s Twitter wallpaper is pretty gnarly.

• Ellen Stagg is heading back to LA to shoot the likes of Asi Akira and Mandy Morbid. Keep your eyes and pants peeled for those photos.

• Hustler has some fresh porn parodies coming out in 2010, including This Aint Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX and This Aint Glee XXX . Most importantly though, they’re planning an Avatar porno. I think I’m required to see it.

• This week’s Kill With Video is really…something else.

• Choice Is Yours vol. 62 pitted Stone Temple Pilot’s Core against Sixteen Stone from Bush. This installment featured some heated, personal comments. Enjoy.

• The Toilet Cobra shared with us some of his favorite Star Wars things. Most impressive.

• This week’s Fear of a 12th Planet discussed New World Order extraordinaire, Albert Pike. Check it out here.

• There were plenty of top rated albums this week to keep your ears occupied: % from Dinowalrus, the A Thousand Voices EP from My Gold Mask, The Colossus from RJD2, the S/T EP from Passions, and IRM from Charlotte Gainsbourg.

- Oh Mars