Due to some confusion over what sort of partially completed wax job could leave Jenna Elfman’s (yeah I watch her show, fuck you!) pubes shaped like a 7 (was it already shaped like a triangle with another triangle cut out of it?) My GF decided to search “Bikini Wax” on Wikipedia. Thinking we’d mostly just see some academic charts and diagrams on various types of waxes, Wikipedia instead greeted us full on Vagina pics! No pop up warnings, no input you date of birth to proceed, just waxed vadge! SCORE! Wondering then if this was isolated to just the entry on Bikini Waxing we then of course did a little digging and oh yeah… double, triple & quadruple SCORE!

The general entry on Vagina is particularly good starting off point for Wikipedia porn hunting. I like to imagine that this entries author took the photo themselves and then carefully called out all the details so the world would never, ever again confuse the urethral opening from the vaginal one.

But the entry for Mons Pubis is the one that truly takes the cake. Thanks to user Hanna Apple we’re given visual reference in case you were unsure what exactly the Mons Pubis was. Poolside, Hanna gives all us Wikipervs a few camel toes and of course a panty lift to reveal her Mons Pubis. And it looks like Hanna Apple even has a small, but devoted group of fans out there because we then stumbled upon Wikipedia cyber flirting! Of course we have no clue if these sorts of images that say “author submitted” and claim to be their own private parts are real or just random amateur porn finds, but I’d love to believe that the Reflectoporn people have found a new form for exhibitionism since being banished from eBay. We then of course had to get a bit sophomoric and see if Wikipedia also had pics of the taint… Bingo! Arrow and all.

So to our high school (and junior high school) readers in the library at school or with parental guards at home; or just our horny readers working a 9-5 for some prudish company that goes and blocks all the porn sites. You my friends now have an option. Happy hunting and post your finds in the comments section.

- My Pal the Crook