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Oral Sex, Pregnancy and a Knife But No Gash

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Back in 1988 a 15 year old girl arrived at a hospital in Lesotho, South Africa with all of the symptoms of being pregnant. The only problem was she was born without a vagina. Just recently doctors began speculating further about this brain tickler by examining the girls full medical records.

It seems she was admitted to the hospital some 278 days previous to the supposed ‘pregnancy’ for knife wounds she received from an ex-boyfriend. The ex-boyfriend became enraged when he found the girl practicing oral sex on her new boyfriend and the situation escalated to knife play. Some believe the girl may have become pregnant because the spermatozoa (load) gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract. This is only the speculation of some but still worth a mention in my book. The full story is here.

Do not have any kind of sex while you are in Africa…ever.

- Dr. No

5 Responses to “Oral Sex, Pregnancy and a Knife But No Gash”

  1. ANTONIOSF Says:

    GOD DAMMIT!!! We’re never safe from making babies.

  2. painiac Says:

    I keep forgetting where that picture is from.

    Also, this just speaks to the will of humanity to carry on. We try to destroy one another, and a chick without a vagina gets knocked up anyway. Glorious.

  3. Mike Jones Says:

    The pic is from The Shining.

  4. dedleg Says:

    Don’t go to Africa, period. Not unless you want people calling you for the rest of your life asking if you’ve gotten their Visa and if they can marry your girlfriend yet.

  5. painiac Says:

    Good looks, Mike Jones.

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