Juggalo Face Painting 101!

Aight so U wanna be down wit tha clown and get all up in this craze Juggalo bidness, but U ain’t got no clue how to get them wicked face paint stylez goin? Well check this out… Mah boy Parcelyak over on Youtube got U covered wit dis informative how-to on Juggalo face painting.
U say U want 2 learn how 2 get ya mug all Boondox style? Check! What’s dat? Dark Lotus U say? Chickitty-mufuckin-check! Oh word? Shaggy & Violent J steez? Hellz fuckin jyeah mah ninjahs, Parcelyak got U all covered.
Unfortunately none of the videos are embeddable so y’all have to click the link and check em out on YouTube. Woop Woop!
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February 5th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
pardon my ignorance but what the hell exactly is a juggalo?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
^AW HEEEEEL NAW
February 6th, 2010 at 6:06 am
Dude did a phenomenal job on the ABK shit.
February 16th, 2010 at 11:13 am
WTF? Paint them faces with blood! I HATE Juggalos in all styles fashions and forms. They just STINK
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:29 am
well fuck up cunt-.-
May 1st, 2010 at 1:23 am
leave him the fuck alone. take him off of here.
June 13th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
I’ve seen just about all of his videos, he is excellent at face paint. He is definitely the best I’ve seen on Youtube for this type of face paint. I’m not sure why there are so many people saying such mean things about him. He is great at what he does. I hope he ignores the mean comments almost everyone has been giving him and that he continues the great job that he is doing.
October 19th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
This shit is definitely helpful. You guyz should post just the link to the youtube video for new juggalos to find it. Copy and paste that shit!
October 22nd, 2010 at 12:31 pm
[...] Our stereo is most definitely going to be bumping Psychopathic classics all night long and we’ll even be serving up Faygo cocktails as refreshments! We hope you all join in the spirit and done some face paint to express your inner Juggalo. Need some help in applying? Boom, we got you! [...]
October 25th, 2010 at 4:21 am
its an ICP scrub. its somebody thats down on they luck and don’t give a fuck. its somebody thats been so fucked over, they have serial killin tendancies but doesn’t act of’em cuz they believe in something greater. its somebody thats perhaps been rejected by their own blood family so they’ve found an even better family. its someone who understands that faith in God has enabled the Psy. artists to speak for those who can’t articulate words that well.
November 4th, 2010 at 9:59 am
this blog has really put Juggalos, since i never knew that these face painted once strange and violently angry kids that love ignorant and Insane hip hop from Clowns and Dark Lotusi, into a knew perspective. kids I once concidered to be a bunch of odd balls that smoke weed after having a leg fractured, at the shank (at a DL show), are more than just the epidemy of the destructive element of our society. but are people just as fucked up as anyone else but have the ,proverbial, balls to paint faces and properly deal with reality of sexlessness and go to what other may consider extreme measures to quench the fires of “serial killer tendancies”^. so i say more power to you Juggalos make it do what it do and make some Juggalo porn I’m sur it’ll make the movement millions and give pretty girls a reason to fuck a guy wearing face paint.
November 8th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
dam wish i would have found out before. Whoop whoop MMFWCL