Who say’s kids have a fear of clowns? Not when you grow up all twizted and shit!! Eastside Ninja What!? Woop Woop! Big thanks for Skull Swap for sleuthing this over at Video Gum.

***Addendum***

No sooner than I click publish on this post, does our pal Justin from Mondo Tees gift us with this nice little addition to the topic of Baby Juggalos:

I used to live in Lawrence, KS and lived with a guy that worked at the Pizza Hut on Mass St. One day, he came home super pissed. He told me this Juggalo dude that he worked with got fired. I kinda chuckled because I thought it was funny that a Juggalo couldn’t make a pizza right, but my friend kept going about this guy. The craziest story was how this dude had a kid and ACTUALLY NAMED HIM JUGGALO. His name is Elijah-Juggalo. I told this story for YEARS and nobody would believe me until last August I did some googling and found him on Myspace. Below is my email with my friend who confirms that it is the dude he worked with.

This child’s full legal name is Aries Elijah-Juggalo West. Don’t believe me? BAM!! Check it out for yourself.

Yes I know that Hatchetman onesie is photoshopped, but still? How many of you could say you been down with tha clown since you came outta ya mom’s vaginal gown!?

- My Pal the Crook