Yeah, yeah I know it’s brutal out right now, but you know what’s more fucking brutal than this weather? Iron m’fuckin’ Age!!!! They’re in town to bring you a blizzard of straight Hardcore Thrash.

Get the fuck out of your house and go to Union Pool tonight Williamsburg. Who knows? Maybe you’ll get lucky and take some home to keep warm with.

Take Note: Drunkdriver unfortunately had to cancel playing tonight

- My Pal the Crook