Hatchet Happenings and Other Juggalo Journalism!
Hello, hello ninjas! I’m Kev Buc and the Bloglin asked me to come on board as their resident man with Faygo on his tongue and his finger on the Dark Carnival’s pulse. That’s right, I’m here to give you what you all want…regular Juggalo content from an actual Juggalo. I’m sure some of you Blogin-alos are rolling your eyes and things of that nature, but I will try to keep it entertaining for everybody.
So what better way to start things off than episode one of Hatchet Happenings. 12 minutes of Psychopathic records news so that you, me, and all Juggalos can stay down with the clown. The video is hosted DJ Clay and Sweet Sugar Slam along with WFUCKOFF radio personality DJ Fillin’ and is done in the now familiar (thanks to SNL) format of the 2009 Gathering infomercial.
In this Juggalo’s opinion the video is pretty embarrassing and hard to watch. It’s really far cry from the old Weekly Freekly Weekly (clip above) news videos that Violent Jay and Shaggy used to host.
And while Hatchet Happenings is some actual Juggalo News, I thought it’d be funny to compare and contrast it against this recent spoof video from comedian Scott Gairdner called the Juggalo News Network. I’ll leave you now with these videos to whet your whistles. Enjoy, woop woop and all that…more on the way!
- Kev Buc
February 23rd, 2010 at 11:01 am
I enjoyed Hatchet Happenings infinitely more than than “Juggalo News”.
February 23rd, 2010 at 11:53 am
DIE ALREADY. I fucking hate ICP and this white trash generation this shit sux my balls. Fuckin Mishka please let this go.
February 23rd, 2010 at 11:56 am
Trust me, you’re in the minority here and lighten up dude. Woop woop ninja.
February 23rd, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Woop Woop ICPoholic!
February 23rd, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Do you get Juggalos with a BMI under say….forty seven?
*n
February 23rd, 2010 at 12:33 pm
I agree that most Juggalos are white trash, uneducated, and unsavory characters. On the the hand I have a college degree, am far from white trash, and don’t take the whole “dark carnival” thing serious. So with this laid out there, chill the fuck out. If you don’t want to read it, scroll past it.
February 23rd, 2010 at 1:09 pm
How can you hate Juggalos or Juggalo posts? Im completely obsessed with this shit. As soon as they announce info on the gathering, im soo going. I want to witness this madness first hand
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:37 pm
I already booked my cabin for the gathering…
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Whoa really? Dude can you link me some info, im seriously all about it.
February 23rd, 2010 at 4:02 pm
I too have a college degree and enjoy the Dark Carnival. See all you ninjas in Philly in a month for the ICP ODDBALL BONANZA! My GOTJ is lined up as well…
February 23rd, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Since nearly all of us will agree with Kev Buc that “most Juggalos are white trash, uneducated, and unsavory characters”, you can debt that as a personal insult to those of us on Bloglin because some of us ARE actually doing things with our lives. This is the beauty of reality when you hate on us using the stereotypical “Juggalo life-style”. Some of us actually enjoy the subculture, love the entertainment, and respect ICP & Psychopathic Records for everything they’ve accomplished (whether you like it or not)..
mmwfcl ninjas <3
Looking forward to educated Juggalo culture updates… See you in Cave in Rock! :)
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:56 pm
I am excited that we’ve reached a point in history where Juggalos can do CNN better than CNN can. I feel like anything is possible.