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Sporting Observations: Canadian Women FTW

The Canadian women’s hockey team took home gold yesterday, shutting out Team USA 2-0. And after winning it all, the girls cut loose on the ice – sparking fat cigars, cracking beers, and generally not giving a fuck.

Who do these Canadians think they are – Americans? Regardless, I’m feeling this – lookit that big-ass Molson! – but the stuffy old International Olympic Committee is hating. Fuck ‘em!

The Canadian women should tell the IOC to kiss their chunky gold medals, kinda like Scotty Lago did:

American Scotty Lago, who won a bronze in halfpipe, voluntarily left the games after a photo surfaced of a woman kneeling below his waist to kiss the medal.

Not mad!

- Caps

9 Responses to “Sporting Observations: Canadian Women FTW”

  1. Paper Eagles Says:

    What’s up? YOu guys use HSBC or something? Check those links.

  2. drew Says:

    thats pretty fucking gangster haha

  3. Section09 Says:

    The committiee hates HSBC?

  4. Caps Says:

    Links fixed. The Scotty Lago one in particular is probably worth a click.

    Thanks for the heads-up. Yes, this Sporting Observer is an HSBC customer – they’re headquartered in Buffalo so I let them hold on to my shit.

    My bad dudes – kind of a rough morning for me. We lost power and heat in Sunset Park last night and shit’s still out. Fuck ConEd.

  5. popid Says:

    Fucking Awesome!

  6. chenyip Says:

    Deep down Will fondly remembers his time spent in Buffalo, hopping the border on a Friday night to find some Molson swigging puck bunny’s that are so down for “back checking”.

  7. Caps Says:

    Canadian Ballet in Fort Erie!

  8. McLovin216 Says:

    They’re in Vancouver so those could be some fat blunts since Pot is legal there

  9. chenyip Says:

    Dude, the Canadian Ballet in Fort Erie makes me sob uncontrollably. And they are tears of sorrow, not joy.

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