About five minutes into the 1987 action flick Kick or Die, I knew I had to make a montage of every brutal kick delivered throughout the film’s 90 minutes. Turns out the movie is only about a minute and a half if you watch just the kicks. Ah well, they’re still boss kicks.

The movie is about kickboxer Don Potter (lousiest name ever) who gets hired to teach women self-defense because some serial rapist is having his way with the whole campus. You can probably figure out from the poster below who the rapist is. The movie stars Kevin Bernhardt and the boom mic that dips into every scene. According to the poster below, the movie is called “No Hard Feelings,” which is bullshit. Although you can hear that line spoken in the above montage. You can also see Don Potter kick the shit out of some enormous black dude with the BIGGEST mole I’ve ever seen in my life. I wanted Don to spin-kick it off his head.

- Oh Mars