Tip of the Day: If you just so happen to cheat on your significant other and give them herpes, here’s a solution for you! BLAME IT ON THE FISH IN THE ECHO PARK LAKE!

Assuming he/she hasn’t noticed a little flare down there yet, come home soaking wet bitching about getting pushed into the lake by some asshole jealous of all your dope Мишка gear, than a few days later casually “come across” this news article in front of your girl and act horrified of the possibilities.

*Note: this is all under the presumption that your lover is a complete fucking idiot and doesn’t know that fish and human herpes aren’t communicable.

- Admiral Nakamura