• I haven’t gotten around to listening to the Major Lazer x La Roux Lazerproof mixtape yet, but how can it not be good?

• Lost is over. After a week, I still feel alright about the ending.

• Sporting Observations breaks down the Stanley Cup Finals.

• So this one time, Gary Coleman gave Twerps! a five dollar handjob.

• Caffeine Powered continues to bring the video game goods over at Press Start!

• Hateball posted a truly gonzo and baffling video.

• Stagg Street jumps off the interweb and onto your coffee table!

• A fake tail doesn’t make you a werewolf, but don’t tell these kids that. Zombies and vampires are hip and now werewolves. I hope the Frankenstein monster comes into style soo. It’d be cool to see mallrats with bolts in their neck.

• Nic Cage is a god. Period.

• This week’s episode of Kill With Video successfully killed me.

• Search engine term of the week: “inner labia.”

• Top rated albums of the week: The Bride Screamed Murder by The Melvins, Your Future Our Clutter by The Fall, Taste the Sin by Black Tusk, Rhizomes by Effi Briest, and Forgiveness Rock Record by Broken Social Scene,

- Patrick Cooper