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Eat Your Heart Out, Black Metal.

The headline sort of speaks for itself:

American cage fighter ‘rips out still-beating heart of training partner after fearing he was possessed by the devil’

Apparently being from Klamath (off the beaten path for sure), participating in extreme cage-fighting, and ingesting ‘wild mushroom tea’ is an actual, literal, recipe for disaster.

The details get pretty grisly: Tongues were cut out. Eyeballs were rolled. Organs were cooked.

Now that I’m writing this, I actually don’t know what to say. But i saw it and thought immediately of you, Bloglin.

- Hateball

4 Responses to “Eat Your Heart Out, Black Metal.”

  1. Dusty Gorilla Says:

    hah I just read the article, my friend wired over to me. was happy to see this post once I checked back here.

  2. Hateball Says:

    It’s a sleeper. I read it and was like ‘oh well bro you suck!’ but as the day has progressed, I’m more and more ashamed to have laughed at it. Totally brutal. Glad we didn’t disappoint tho.

  3. dedleg Says:

    Crazy people shouldn’t take mushrooms. THAT is a recipe for disaster. Something tells me it may have been the “herbal muscle enhancement” tea he was probably also big on drinking.

  4. Frank White Says:

    cot damn i would like to see the pic aftermath must be some crazy shit

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