Hessian Hobbies
How fucking awesome is this? I can’t think of a better way to educate your spawn on pure suburban black metal. I could see Lamour Supreme or Hateball making a spoof of this. Wait, Hateball, do you have kids? Maybe this will make you want them.
- Prolly
June 11th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
love it.
June 11th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
The following conversation actually happened. This week. This is not boding well for my delusions of ESP:
Me: “When we have a baby and do the gay professional photos, can we paint him up like King Diamond? If we have twins can all 4 of us be KISS?
Mrs. Hateball: “Sure.”
Burning a church, though. That’s so norwegian it hurts.
Love this. Thank you for posting. :)
June 12th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
raising a child is so metal.
the only way this could possibly be anymore brutal is if… his son had Down Syndrome.
June 12th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Can I get the 2 minutes of my life i waste don that back? So fucking stupid.
June 12th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Down Syndrome is so metal.
June 12th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
dude, I just got an email from watainkillzwhores@hotmail.com
SUBJECT: WHO IZ MIKHAIL? HE IS NOT METAL. HE IS POSEUR.
June 12th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
resume with the shoegaze goth videos.
June 12th, 2010 at 6:18 pm
zZZzzZZZzzzZZZing?
June 12th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
don’t worry Mikhail… Poo Poo Preacher was a much better blog post.
June 12th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
BTW you mean the shoegaze goth videos you then take and post on your site?
June 12th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
You mean shoegaze videos you take from actual pain and post on your site.
June 12th, 2010 at 9:55 pm
So predictable! Sorry broham I just scheduled it for the following day. See, I used that nifty scheduling tool you’re not so adapt at.
TJ and I were already discussing it well before you knew it existed and the mixes you lifted.
Go listen to Watain and get pitted bro. You’re not going to one-up me here just like you couldn’t with you whole “waaa waaa there’s no LA thrash.”
July 1st, 2010 at 4:17 pm
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