I didn’t even know there was a Courtney Love: Behind the Music, but it aired Monday night on VH1. Thanks to Jezebel there’s now a short clip condensing the two hour long episode to 13 choice tidbits from Courtney Love.

So I said in Spin that … don’t call your band Nine Inch Nails if you have a three-inch one. My band’s called Hole. It’s not called Little Hole, it’s not called Big Hole, it’s not called Flopping Noni, it’s not called Tiny Rosebud, it’s not called Barbie pussy. It’s called Hole, okay? – Courtney Love on Trent Reznor.

I’m going to be so sad when she eventually ODs or just you know,  shuts up.

- My Pal the Crook