Crook’s post (below) reminded me of this link I had sitting in my ‘to blog’ file. In name only, but still. I had originally stumbled across it via the Titty City twitter feed (extraordinary, btw) who found it from The World’s Best Ever, who apparently came across it via Nippon Cinema.

Either way, I think it’s amazing. I shall attempt to transcribe the opening voiceover, as it is—arguably, I know—the best part:

Kyonyu Dragon
Onsen Zombie v. Strippers 5

The boobs to die for.
The big titty dragons.

Strippers 5 vs. Zombies

Nyotai Mori Zombie!
Ping Pong Zombie!
Sushi Zombie!
Geisya Zombie!
Samurai Zombie!

And more!

Money!, Money!, Money!
Cash!, Cash!, Cash!

And more!

Banzai! Fujyama!

Indeed. Indeed.

- Hateball