Asian Parents Spawn Dick Tracy Villian!
Look I know it’s low blow to make fun of babies but I need content ova here! And come on look at this kid!? He’s got a face growing on top of his face!?!? The fuck!?? I didn’t even know that was a possible deformity.
None of the articles are clear about if there’s skin, another nose and upper lip behind his “mask” or not. I’m going to assume there is because they discuss that “treating his condition would be very expensive.” I can’t imagine you could “treat” this unless there actually was another face underneath his “mask.”
It’s really just an amazingly unfortunate cleft that just happens to run across most of his face. The media is dubbing him either “Mask Boy” or “Double Face” and I think this kid has a bright future ahead of him as the awesomest super villain the Earth has known!
- My Pal the Crook
July 6th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Oh lord, the nightmares I am going to have. That poor little dude.
July 6th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Yo, I kinda woulda liked to be born with a smile forever. This is dope to me.
July 6th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
how odd. kinda cool though.
July 6th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Little dude’s got a built-in Halloween costume!
July 6th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
WATCH OUT PRUNE FACE!
it’s PHANTOM OF THE ORIENTAL OPERA!
July 6th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
nothing pleases me more than PHANTOM BABY
July 7th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
dude- the joke headline… i thought shit was a mask…started laughing then when i realized it was real i almost yakked… man i feel like a bad person