Gathering of the Juggalos 11 Infomercial iz Here! Woop Woop!
You know what separates The Gathering from all those bullshit P4K, Bonaroo, Lollapalooza, Coachella and all that other music festivals? It’s the magic in the air dawg. The feeling of 10,000 best friends around U. It’s the comradery, the family, the love,the Faygo and the Gangsta Rap has-beens.
Also, you’ll probably get laid but I can’t promise if it’ll be with a Fat Floppie Titty Bitch or a Necksnapa. But Friday night is Ladies night at The Gathering, so get to it ninja, Woop Woop!
In all seriousness, who’s going and willing to cover it for the Bloglin?
- My Pal the Crook






July 19th, 2010 at 10:45 am
the best part is when he says “SEMINARS!!!”
what the fuck are the seminars about…
i have so many questions.. its like an episode of Lost
July 19th, 2010 at 11:39 am
My passes are bought, plan was to cover it regardless for 3 days as a normal and the last day as a jugglao. Haha. I got the bloglin covered, but I am sure Kevin BUc will be there too.
July 19th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Kev are you attending this year or are you still undecided?
July 19th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Did they have magnets back in the wild west?
July 19th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
I was gonna shit all over this but….they are doing this with ZERO corporate sponsors?? Christ, that is scary to think there are enough horny Juggallos (sp?) out there to keep this entire enterprise afloat. Think about that….
July 19th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
My mind is blown. Eternally…..
July 19th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
pay my expenses and I will do anything to get to the “real” story.
July 19th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
I actually WON’T be in attendance for the first gathering ever. Sad, but I’m moving to Brooklyn that week. Priorities first I suppose. I have numerous people I’m good friends with going though. This years line up looks like shit, minus all the wrestling goodness…
July 19th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
July 19th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Wait. Galllagher AND hed p.e.?!?!?!?!
Way better than ATP this year!
July 19th, 2010 at 9:45 pm
You guys need Sugar Slam and her friends to pose for the next calendar.
July 19th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Sugar Slam is not only Violent J’s girlfriend, but also the mother to his children. #facts
July 20th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
July 20th, 2010 at 4:55 pm
It’s actually a decent fest all things considered. I’d rather go to this than Rock the Bells.