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Farewell Sweet Mustache, Farewell!

Hopefully none of you are strangers to the face of our sweet, sweet Toilet Cobra. Who among us doesn’t recognize that trademark Rollie Fingers style moustache that he’s been sporting for a number of years now. Well my friends I came upon the Toilet Cobra’s facebook and was shocked to discover these photos.. It is with great sadness I must inform you that his majestic moustache is no more.

Like Samson, is that where he drew his power from? Can TC still wield his hipster powers and his Creepy Touch as skillfully without that trademark mustache? I guess we will all soon find out. One thing is for certain, I bet some hipster harlot put him up to doing this!

P.S. Nick you look good with just a normal mustache (third picture down).

- My Pal the Crook

7 Responses to “Farewell Sweet Mustache, Farewell!”

  1. Steve Nunes Says:

    :(

  2. Lamour Says:

    much better in my opinion.

  3. MattVanBuren Says:

    BUY A TIME-SHARE MY NINJAS!

  4. painiac Says:

    D:

  5. ben Says:

    A unicorn loses his horn.

  6. DJ Dookie Fist! Says:

    this is almost as frightening as when i was 10 and my dad shaved his beard off, there’s suddenly a stranger in my home (if the bloglin were my home)

  7. Toilet Cobra Says:

    Thanks, Lamour. I think I look like ten years younger. Maybe five. My mom used to describe my mustache as a hairy magnet in the middle of my face.

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