I know you ninjas are getting excited for the Gathering of the Juggalos 2010, so I’m here to drop an atom bomb of news on your bitch ass! As you’ve seen in the video, JCW heavyweight champion Corporal Robinson and 2 Tuff Tony have announced the full wrestling lineup for this years gathering. This years action is looking to be some of the best yet!

They have brought in not only some of the best indy talent, but also a mass amount of old school legends! If you’ve never been to a gathering before and witnessed the insanity that is JCW live, well you’re missing out. It doesn’t go down until Midnight and 4am respectfully and everyone is wasted by then, juggalos and wrestlers alike. Who wouldn’t want to watch washed up old time wrestlers wasted and fucking each other up? You never know WHO or WHAT is going to go down at these things, so if you’re attending please try and get some video of the madness.

Next on the list of gathering updates is the new event or shall I say party hosted by the Duke of the Wicked, Violent J himself! It’s called “Michael Jackson Moonwalk BBQ Blowout Pajama Jam” . In previous years Violent J has thrown Beach Boy BBQ style parties and they are always good times, so I’d suggest checking this out if you happen to be at this years festivities. Here is what Mr. VJ himself had to say about the MJMBBPJ:

Violent J’s “Michael Jackson Moonwalk BBQ Blowout Pajama Jam” Sunday Afternoon 5PM @ The Jumpoff

Come dressed in your skibbies and pajamas! Why you ask? For no damn reason at all! Because that’s how we do at Violent J’s “Michael Jackson Moonwalk BBQ Blowout Pajama Jam“. Ninjas who’ve attended the Gathering within’ the last 3 years will always remember my Beach Boys BBQ Blowout Bash Blast’s. Who could ever forget the hundreds of cheeseburgers and hot dogs flying off the stage and into the mouths of the dancing, singing and laughing Juggalos? The Faygo tubs were packed with never ending amounts of free, Iced down, liquid gold. What about the music, the underground celebrities in the house, and the nakedness? Well it’s all going down again, only this time with a new twist on the tunes!

This time it’s all about Michael Jackson! That’s right bitch, the fuckin’ King of Pop will be blastin’ hard outta the sound system the whole time. Plus, I will be hosting a special live “Jam Off” between two of the Nation’s best Michael Jackson impersonators! These two doppelgangers will have to make due within the Juggalo setting and bring there best to this big ninja BBQ. The winner will go on tour with us in October! Seriously? I don’t fuckin’ know! If you think it would be dope, we will! Also, there will be giant, adult sized moonwalk bounces on location for you to show off your ninja flipping skills!

It all pops off Sunday afternoon. 5pm at the Jumpoff at the Gathering. B.Y.O.B., Bitch! Special guest BBQ cooks on stage helping throw out the snacks; Corporal Robinson, 2 Tuff Tony & Amp; the super chef Shaggy 2 Dope! Come on through, snatch a cheeseburger out the sky and down it right there in the middle of pandemonium! That’s the best way to eat! We will do the damn thang at Violent J’s “Michael Jackson Moonwalk BBQ Blowout Pajama Jam”!

-Violent J

Well that’s all the faygo soaked news I have for you this weekend ninjas. Start packing those nap sacks and sticking those thumbs in the air to hitch a ride to the greatest show on earth. I for one will NOT be in attendance for the first GOTJ since it’s inception back in 2000, so somebody else is going to have to take the reigns and report back to the bloglin about the magic in the air. I’m going to leave you with a clip of Violent J’s Beach Boy Themed BBQ from last year, so until next time , woopx2…

- Kev Buc