Unless you have been hiding under a rock, you would have noticed that bacon is making a lot of noise lately. Bacon this and bacon that. Just google bacon, and look at the images, its everywhere and in everything.

Now I am a huge fan of bacon and bacon products but really, some of these examples are just ridiculous.

I know when I start building my zombie bunker, after guns and water, the second thing I’m going to be buying will be Tactical Bacon. Each beautiful can has about 54 pieces of man’s favorite food and it has a shelf life of about 10 years (or so they say).

So long after the zombie plague has wrought it’s havoc on mankind and as humanity starts to rebuild, we will still be able to enjoy the little things, like bacon That is, if you make it.

I’m not a coffee drinker at all. With that said, let me introduce you to the latest in the everything tastes better with bacon. Boca Java’s Maple Bacon Morning coffee smells just like a complete cooked breakfast, but with none of the messy pans.

I think I need to smell this first hand but, even that is just gross to me.

That’s right, not even the capsaicin-obsessed world of hot sauces is safe from the world-dominating power of pork.

Bacon Hot Sauce melds the spicy red stuff with smoky bacon flavor, making perfect for use on eggs, in salsas, chili, and bloody marys, especially when they’re made with Bakon Vodka.

- Chris Is a Liar