The Private Show T-Shirt ($32.00)

Мишка is proud to do a shirt promoting it’s own make believe peepshow.  You ever been to a peepshow or just a strip club? If you go there for a bachelor party they might send you packing with one of those ugly T-shirts that promotes their corny bar.  I love drinking at Jumbo’s Clown Room in LA when I’m there but that place is fun. No cover, cheap beer and a friendly un-cokey, un-jerking off under a raincoat vibe.  Also the girls dance to good music and one time I saw Angelo from Fishbone there.  He checked out my ska patches but I didn’t want to bother him.

Last year I went to a friends bachelor party and his corny friends made him go to a strip club against his will. The actual strip club environment wasn’t really sexy or scary or debauched or anything… It was just a bunch of bored women dancing around in a big air conditioned and carpeted bar with tons and tons of huge scary looking security guys around. I can’t relax around bouncers. I always imagine that they’re about one second from attackin’ me. They are not cops and don’t have the same code of ethics that cops are supposed to be abiding by. It seems like they’re more likely to beat up or kill you than anyone else in the club, I usually find. I bet If Мишка ran a strip club It would be cool though and the T-shirt they gave away would be way better than the ones that you get at actual strip clubs. This one is available in Black, Navy and Heather Brown by the way. Get one for just a little more than you’d spend on a lapdance…the thrill will last longer!

Мишка
350 Broadway
Brooklyn, NY
718-388-1725
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Мишка LA
1547 Echo Park Ave
Los Angeles, CA
213-536-4234

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