First Beyonce, Now He-Man?! Satan Is Everywhere!
Crook’s alarming post concerning Beyonce’s “Luciferian agenda” made me think of an equally disturbing and sobering expose titled “Turmoil in the Toybox.” This video/book/audio cassette from 1986 reveals the methods used by cartoons and toys “to introduce the occult, violence and pagan religions to millions of our children.” OUR CHILDREN!
No one is safe from the shadow of Satan: He-Man, the Smurfs, Dungeons & the Dragons (duh), G.I. Joe, and even Cookie Crisp cereal! Basically, everything you ever enjoyed as a kid was part of a mass conspiracy to convert you to Satanism. How could our parents have been so careless!
Even for someone familiar with the Bible, the connections these dudes make are baffling and hilarious. Skeletor lives in Snake Mountain + a snake tricked Adam & Eve in Genesis = MOTU is Satanic. Not to mention that the Snake Mountain playset has that mic that changes your voice into “a demon!” Seriously, I think even the most devout Christian would be embarrassed by some of the BS these knuckleheads theorize.
YouTube has all 10 parts of “Turmoil in the Toybox,” you heathen swine.
- Oh Mars
November 28th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
DUDE! GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK!!! ! OMEN 666
November 29th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
“Most people don’t realize that 80% of all cartoons deal directly with the occult.”
November 29th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
“Eagle’s Nest Ministry?” Hmmm. I think they have bigger problems than evil toys.
November 30th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Rock and Roll, Dungeons and Dragons, and Marijuana. All things I Love… weird, I’m a christian.
November 30th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I wish I saw He-Man 31 times a week. Holy crap, that’s good television programing.