Steady Peddlin’: The College Professor From Hell Look!
Simon Cable Knit Cardigan ($142.00)
Look at those thick cables on that sweater, all braided and ropey. Remember that Weezer song? “If you want to destroy my sweater, whoa-oh-oh, I’ll slit your throat, so just back away (just back awaaaaaaaaay).” Just look at how nice this thing is. JUST. LOOK. So good. You put this thing and you know what you’ll look like? A college professor/undertaker whose got a monster skull on his chest? Yes. “Oh hello you intelligent college bitches. I’m Reginald, all well groomed but also down with monster skulls. How do you do? Want to go read some books and fuck?” That is the message that this cardigan projects. My love of cable knit sweaters has led me to try to understand how they are made but every time I try to read about knitting I get bored.
The cardigan is made of acrylic and features a chenille Cyco Simon applique on the chest. Get yours now if you want to look smart and dangerous.
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December 22nd, 2010 at 7:09 pm
A couple of years ago, R.A. The Rugged Man grabbed me by the shoulders after a show and began jumping around, mocking me by repeatedly yelling “Highschool teacha style, highschool teacha style!!!” After that we talked about his love for Ferreri a bit. Then I got depressed as I watched him sitting all alone at the merch table with his gut hanging out.