On the one hand, I’m a little conflicted here. I’m originally from southern California, so the blood runs purple and gold (still can’t believe I didn’t win Ron Artest’s ring…). That being said, I gotta give a shout out to LeBron James, the world’s second best basketball player, who apparently gets down with the Death Adders.
The thing’s even got angry eyes on it that glow magenta! I almost can’t believe these aren’t custom. If we were still doing Freaky Stylee and you sent in a pic of yourself wearing these I’d be like “oh word, this dude got some special kicks made.” But no.
Mass production on these puppies is ridiculously low. So if you’re one of the lucky few who were able to grab a pair, match them shits up with our Oversized Death Adder Sweater (whose production run I bet you was even lower than these kicks… just sayin’). And LeBron, if you come to the store we’ll let you wear the giant hat.- Whole Milk