Hey now! The internet continues to prove it’s status as the greatest invention ever (fuck you, simple tools made from rocks and sticks!) Eli Porter is back with a new freestyle to remind you why he’s still The People’s Champ. Gonna have to put this one in the oddly large file of “useful/awesome things I’ve discovered through Andy Milonakis’ twitter“.

Somehow, despite being online for like 10 days, this thing only has 1,800 hits. I assume that’ll change soon. If you’re not familiar with Mr. Porter, you might wanna get out a little more because you’re on some Brendan Fraser in Blast From The Past shit. His story has been grabbin heart’s and minds all over for many years now, even culminating in a full documentary. The one thing missing was new music from Eli. Wait = over. He actually sorta kills it. Swaaaaag.

- Whole Milk