Prolly Viking Tees & New Era Now Available

John Prolly is a man with large calfs who rides a bicycle with no brakes and then jumps it off of ramps and junk. Bicycles are pretty cool. I have one that I ride everywhere. I don’t get how some people can make them their whole lives but some do, like Prolly. Early bicycles looked kind of like modern bikes and like the fixed gear bicycles of today they didn’t have any brakes. They also didn’t have pedals or gears. You just pushed yourself along on the ground and hoped that your travels were mostly downhill.

Eventually they made some bikes with crank pedals that were weird looking. Later they invented pennyfarthings which were named because they looked like a large coin next to a tiny one. Those bikes were totally awesome and completely deadly. People invented gears, brakes and inflatable rubber tires and a little over a century later it’s now the most popular commuter vehicle there is. Some people, stupids mostly, think that the Wright Brothers invented the bicycle but they only contributed to it’s improvement. Мишка are the true inventors of the bicycle. We just made one. Hooray for us. We are like a modern day Wright Brothers. And Prolly is our guinea pig. And our guinea pig has a logo. And that logo is a Viking.

I’ve never met John Prolly so I don’t know why this man whose calves each look like a Brazilian woman’s ass is into Vikings, but he is. Vikings are kind of a mystery and most of what people associate with vikings is based on modern representations. Vikings weren’t just pirates, they were also merchants, explorers. They did some raiding and pillaging but they also traded and discovered stuff.

There’s also no basis for the image of Vikings having worn helmets with horns on them. That may have come from Prince Valiant comics. They rode around in long ships and were Norse. That’s what made them vikings. Now you know, you viking come lately. I know Flava Flav made all the kids think Vikings were some hip new trend but you’ve been duped. They were just guys in boats. And Prolly is just a guy on a bike. A guy who I suspect may have calf implants.

The Prolly Viking logo is available now as a New Era Fitted and on two T-shirts, one in Black and another in White. Get Pitted Brohams!

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