Those of you who are weak of heart, stomach, or spirit need not travel any further on this one. Ed Bangin‘ Frenchman SebastiAn is really plumbing the depths of taste with this new preview video for his upcoming LP Total (shockingly, his first actual LP despite making music since like 2005). For serious yo, this isn’t just NSFW, it’s not safe for anything. Welcome to the internet.
Watching it is like plugging into the Matrix, but instead of the Matrix it’s 4chan, and instead of that needle it’s just a giant cyborg penis repeatedly poking your brain matter. A mindfuck, I guess, would be the term there. I saw SebastiAn open for Daft Punk a few years back, and it was a decidedly more lighthearted affair than this. The music was dope though, and I bet Total will be too.- Whole Milk