
28 days later… I am now a Cage zombie I suppose. No longer do I even think about watching the movies. At some point during the day, I’ll just naturally end up putting one on, regardless of what else I probably should be doing. It’s funny, I have no real schedule for it. Sometimes I watch them right before bed, other times right when I wake up, and pretty much anywhere in between.
So far it’s afforded me some great conversations with others, whether adversarial or out of camaraderie. I’ve even had a few people ask me whether I mind if they do the same thing, as if I’ve somehow copyrighted the ability to watch every Nic Cage movie. On the contrary, I encourage others to do it. To see 66 Days Of Cage enlighten others would make me proud yo. So let’s review.

Day 22: Guarding Tess (1994) – Dir. Hugh Wilson
This dramedy features Cage playing a secret service agent assigned to protect a former first lady (Shirley MacLaine). Y’know what? It’s actually pretty good. It starts off as a lighter comedy about them butting heads, but flirts nicely with serious drama towards the end (though her eventual kidnapping smacks of CSI. But I guess CSI didn’t exist yet so…nevermind). I think this is the first of many times Cage plays some sort of “agent” and it fits him well. He really captures the feeling of someone who is bound by a sense of duty, even if the task at hand is less than agreeable. He also interrogates a guy by shooting his toes off one by one.
Day 23: It Could Happen To You (1994) – Dir. Andrew Bergman
Another Andrew Bergman team-up (after Honeymoon In Vegas) that yields similarly fluffy yet entirely enjoyable results. I actually might even like this one a little bit more, because Bridget Fonda is infinitely better than Sarah-Jessica Parker. Cage plays an honor bound (as usual) NYPD officer who offers half of the potential winnings of a lottery ticket as tip to a waitress. It’s the movies folks! Cage and Fonda have good chemistry, and Rosie Perez is really great as Cage’s greedy wife. It’s a thankless role, but she makes the evil most of it. A sweet movie to be sure, and Cage continues to prove himself as a viable romantic interest despite his unconventional looks.
Day 24: Trapped In Paradise (1994) – Dir. George Gallo
Funny shit! I had totally forgot about this movie, but what’s better than a three stooges-esque Christmas caper comedy featuring Cage, Jon Lovitz, and Dana Carvey? Well, a few things, but this is still good. They’re a funny team. I assume Cage was originally supposed to be the straight man, but he goes kind of gonzo with it and Lovitz ends up reeling the other two in. Cage wears these amazing orange sunglasses whilst robbing a bank, which is good. They also steal a retarded kid’s horse at one point, which was weirdly dark. It’s also got Donald Moffat (Garry from The Thing), which is always a treat.

Day 25: Kiss Of Death (1995) – Dir. Barbet Schroeder
This movie is highly mediocre, but it has one stand out scene that’s actually one of my favorite Cage moments ever. I wish I could find a YouTube clip of it. It was first shown to me by my friend Joe (from Buckwheat Groats) a few years ago, and I still watch it all the time, mesmerized. So in this scene, David Caruso’s character has showed up to fill in for a drunk Mack truck driver as a favor to his cousin (Michael Rappaport). They’re smuggling cars for loose cannon Little Junior Brown (Cage). Cage shows up, and is angry that they haven’t left yet or whatever. Rappaport tries to explain that the driver was wasted, or “zonked” as he says, and opens the car door to reveal him passed out in the front seat.
Now, this 18-wheeler is parallel with another one that’s about 12 feet away. Cage takes a hit off an inhaler, grabs the passed out driver by the collar, and throws him out of the truck. But Cage at this point is so jacked and into the role, that he obviously throws the stuntman way too far and hard. The guys face smashes into the hubcap of the other truck after flying like 10 feet, and he is obviously really hurt. You can tell, because Caruso is clearly looking to someone off camera with a face like “shouldn’t we cut?” and Rappaport straight just walks offscreen. What does Cage do? He kicks the dude in the chest. Wowzers yo.

Day 26: Leaving Las Vegas (1995) – Dir. Mike Figgis
Fuck me this movie is tough to watch. This officially made Cage one of the youngest Oscar winners ever, and for many is his definitive performance. And what a performance it is, accompanied by an almost equally stunning one from Elisabeth Shue. Cage’s portrayal of Ben Sanderson completely surpasses and sublimates any stereotype attached to the stock character of “vicious drunk”. After losing his job, Sanderson moves to Vegas to drink himself to death. I could pile superlatives on this performance for a while. I’ve long appreciated how much of himself Cage gives over to a role, and it’s to such a large degree here that it’s painful to see.
I have a feeling Cage was doing a whole lot of real destructive drinking on set, because his DT’s in the movie are so damn real, his face and body so ragged, like a death mask. He’s funny, scary, charming, smart, tragic, and plain heartbreaking from moment to moment. The love story is extremely unique and believable. When Ben tells Sera that if they are to be together she can never ask him to stop drinking, the addiction in his eyes is… it’s fucking pure art yo.

Day 27: The Rock (1996) – Dir. Michael Bay
All of a sudden, Nic Cage is the biggest movie star in the world. Seriously. Awesome. With The Rock, he finally becomes the top of the top. What a great action movie, one of the best of the ’90s to be sure. Definitely Michael Bay’s best work (sliding just past Bad Boys). Goodspeed is one of Cage’s most quotable roles, and his banter with Connery is top notch. “I’d take pleasure in guttin’ you, boy” is one of my faves. Epic action scenes, melting faces, bathroom shootout, green flares, crushing the poison ball in that dudes mouth, “the rocket man, it’s you”, fucking the prom queen, gigantic needle, JFK conspiracies, get ‘em!
Day 28: Con Air (1997) – Dir. Simon West
Say it with me now: “Put the bunny back in the box.” Everyone likes this movie. Everyone. Cameron Poe is a great character. Everyone awesome is in this movie. Every actor you like? They’re in Con Air. It’s a law of the universe. This movie came out on my birthday. Awesome gift. Great soundtrack/score, amazing Cage hair, so fucking quotable, AZZKICKR, Garland Greene, Malkovich eating up scenery like it ain’t no thing. Why would Cage choose to be so southern? Why the hell not?! This and The Rock is the best 1-2 punch of any action star in the 90′s. Especially since Goodspeed and Poe are extremely different yet equally awesome characters. Sorry Keanu, you should’ve avoided Johnny Mnemonic. For two years, Nicolas Cage had the whole world. In his hands.
So, another week passes. I’ll be hitting halfway partway through next week, which is both exciting and slightly disheartening. I’ve pretty much passed the section containing movies I hadn’t seen before, but that’s okay. Face/Off and Bringing Out The Dead are imminent, so that rules pretty hard. See you in 7 days fellow Cage-heads!
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