Oh shit! The Buckwheat Groats are back! Everyone’s favorite grain loving, chicken cooking, mall chillin’, crack smokin’, space travelin’, Satan worshipping, gun totin’, Мишка sportin’, white rapping child soldiers, the Groats of Buckwheat, have returned to tear the world’s puny little face off and use it as a blunt wrap. This time it’s all about the trees. That’s right: Happy Arbor day ya grundles!

As you can see, Funny or Die is all up on these Groats, celebrating this usually most inauspicious of holidays in their honor. As usual, perhaps even more so, the Groats, AKA Penis Bailey, The Bailey and Lil’ Dinky (or Deff Janiels is you prefer) are treading that glorious line between funny and just fucking awesome. The Groats also swung on by 350 Broadway to deck themselves out with all kinds of Мишка shit, because they just know what’s up like that.

What’s not to love here? Beat game: stepped up. Video Vixens game: stepped up. Puke game: stepped up. Pentagram shaped narcotics game: stepped up. Whole Milk cameo game: stepped up (PROTIP: I’m wearing a giant hot dog suit). SFX game: stepped the fuck up! Nah, I’m just kidding, we actually blew that house up FOR REAL. Now that’s Groatnasty! Best of all, you can see the Groats live this weekend!

That’s right, this Saturday night, the Groats will be holding a video release party at Lit Lounge with Heroes of the Open End. Fact: Buckwheat Groats live shows will give you awesome mutant superpowers. Just sayin’. So grab your guns (don’t bring guns), assemble a posse, and get on down to the East Village to go HAM (like a lunchable…) and celebrate. There’ll be prizes, raps, rituals, and 10 kinds of swagger.

Saturday April 30th, 10PM
Lit Lounge
93 2nd Ave.
New York, NY
$6 | 21+

- Whole Milk