I can’t tell if I’m furious at this commercial and the people who made it, or if I want to supplicate myself at their genius. What is this commercial even for? Just… cheese? The cheese lobbyists I suppose. “Big Cheese”, if you will. Several thoughts here. It definitely seems as if the biker guy could not pronounce the second cheese, and was almost certainly dubbed over by some poor intern in post. However he makes up for it with the “put a burger under it” motion. I mean, that’s not even what you do.

You put cheese on top of the burger. You ever see someone just throw some fucking cheese on a flat top and plop a patty on top of it? What’s going on here?? But then there’s the last guy. Oh Trevor Zhou, you lovable/hateworthy buffoon/next-Brando. It appears other parts of the internet are just as enamored with your delivery of “maybe I’ll have both” as we are.

And we know that once you see Trevor and rewind his part, like 10 times you’ll be wondering “Where can I get more Trevor. I NEED more Trevor!” well thankfully dude’s got his own commercial reel and YouTube channel (what up Law & Order SVU cameo w/ a hookah!) And boy “Mr. downtown hipster artisté with the thrift store shirt” deliver. It’s absurd. I’m gonna go make a grilled cheese. With Kraft Singles. Fuck y’all.

Big thanks to A Silent Flute for cluing us in.

- Whole Milk