Creepy Baby On Board
Everybody loves the squishy cuteness of a baby’s mug. It’s potential to turn from a heartwarming smile to a contorted frown has been motivating grannies to pinch and pull cheeks since the beginning of time. Families be prepared to run from your seed because this baby, with muscles and chest hair to boot, knows its feeding time.
A new mask developed by Landon Meier over at Hyperflesh has transformed an infant’s angelic face into a daunting symbol of horror. It’s not that they stuck horns on it or implanted fang-like chompers (I’d probably buy one if they had), the mere realism of detail and size of the wrinkly offspring’s cranium subverts the terror and it doesn’t help that it has the body of a full grown adult.
The heads come with three different expressions to choose from there’s happy baby, cry baby, and, my personal favorite, the disgusted baby. Maybe its just me but these latex molds could make for one of the most freakishly frightening Halloween get-ups. Each mask is handcrafted and comes numbered and signed by the artist. If you can afford the 250 dollar price tag, this is a great accessory for bar-room pickups at the local dive or for paying a visit to the doctor to get a yearly physical.
- Casper







May 27th, 2011 at 9:11 pm
it’s Blaster (the retarded half of Master Blaster) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!!!