Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife! A woman living in Arlington, Virginia named Rhonda Baron recently claimed that her bedroom, where Jim Morrison lived as a child, was visited by Morrison’s ghost three times ten years after he died. She should be so lucky, right? Actually, it kind of sounds like she’s not making it up, based on what she claims Morrison’s ghost did each time he swung by her room: True to form, Morrison, who made a habit out of routinely sexing up his fans as well as female rock stars like Nico and Grace Slick, went straight for her bed.

“The spirit laid down on the bed. Completely laying down and  looking at me like this. It was like a haze,” Baron said of the experience, which is hysterical because that probably describes exactly what it was like to sleep with his human incarnation. Doesn’t it make sense that he would just plunk down expectantly on the bed and wait for whichever star-struck groupie he was with that day to service him? Too good. I’m just surprised he didn’t try to get away with the activities so lovingly detailed in “Back Door Man” …now that would make for a hauntingly good time.

- Pukelear Reactor