No, I’m not kidding. The other day I was killing time around the city, that’s what all the cool kids do here, when I stumbled across one of those bookstores I’ve heard so much about and decided to peruse. After what seemed like hours, having mined every square inch of that establishment for solid material, I was about to give up. Then we locked eyes.

Seth Rogen was gawking at me with his beady eyes, sideways smirk, and that award-winning double chin. Let me stop now and clarify a couple of things, it was, in actuality, a two-dimensional black and white drawing of the tubby actor that I spotted and you can be sure he wasn’t really looking at me, probably just wondering what he was doing on the cover of this zine.

The image had drawn me in, I was about to flip through 32 pages of the stoner comedy hero’s cock and balls. Christopher Schulz, the editor for Pinups Magazine, one of the top gay bear art publications in the beard-osphere, compiled some pretty detailed pencil sketches of the actor, simply titled Seth, in various positions including a full-frontal dick display and backdoor scrotum examination.

Is this somebody’s fetishistic wet dream come to fruition or something for art snobs to leave on their coffee table as a conversation piece for them and their cats? You decide. If so inclined, Seth can be purchased from Pinups Magazine. Try not to sticky up the pages too much.

- Casper