The Cyco Soldier: Hero of the Vancouver Riots?!?!?
We here at Мишка HQ like to smash shit up as much as the next guy, but when it comes to the salvation of pick-up trucks, we’re not afraid to get a little vigilant with it. In the midst of the post-Stanley-Cup riot that took place throughout the streets of Vancouver, which we had previously reported on, a single man emerged from the crowd like a knight in shining armor. The man in question just so happened to be wearing some of our gear.
Remaining as cool as a cucumber, kind of like Mick at Altamont, the Cyco Soldier unsuccessfully attempted to quell legions of angry Canucks fans, who aimed to rough up an unsuspecting automobile. Unfortunately for this Мишка supporter, the will of the masses proved a little too great, and the truck eventually got dominated by the furious mob (much to their delight). Our boy stood his ground though, and took some lumps, so we figured his performance at least warranted a quick shout out.
Some Stone Cold Steve Austin-looking motherfucker gets his head bashed in at some point as well, but I think we’re all aware of who the real star of the video is. As footage has been trickling down through the internet this past week, we’ve been paying close attention to late breaking Vancouver coverage. You could imagine our surprise at seeing one of our very own tees pop up in the footage. Мишка is here to clean up the streets, snuffing out one giant Hockey-induced melee at a time!
Thanks to a loyal Bloglin reader known only as “Beef Knuckles” for emailing this in.
- Zaius
June 20th, 2011 at 8:03 pm
watching this shit makes me fucking embarrassed to be a Canadian.
June 20th, 2011 at 11:07 pm
i feel ya belmont im a 20 something from greater vancouver area. people can be so ignorant at times
June 21st, 2011 at 12:43 am
I’m from Montreal… we also have a bunch of morons…
June 21st, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Fighting the good fight. Free Will!
June 21st, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Yo – you guys should make a shirt after this shit haha
June 22nd, 2011 at 1:03 pm
I know the climate is damp in Vancouver but does moss actually grow on the hoods of vehicles ?! Besides, I heard the truck started it.
June 25th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
Hey Clark,
Congrats to you!! We’re really impressed
Too much – eh? – and they say Canadians are too polite – I wonder what would happen if we really fought back…remember 1812, when the Canadians kicked Yankee ass LOL!! Just a thought – if the Leafs were to
ever win or lose the stanley cups finals, thanks to my God that we live
70 kilometers – sorry 40 miles – from the downtown core
Make sure you are available sometime from July 27 – 31 – D CANADIANS are invading the Big Apple and can’t wait to see you PS i got more union shit for you and Dad LOL Maybe we can swap for that cool shit you got LOL