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Attention! It’s Kendrick Lamar!

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Kendrick Lamar’s Section.80 is the best Hip Hop release of 2011. Straight up. No contest. Today he drops the video for his new single, “ADHD”, directed by New York director/entrepreneur, Vashtie, and it’s, well, it’s certainly something.

The video itself is not very well done. Aside from the incredible amount of Rocksmith product placement, the video features underwhelming direction and suffers from a very basic concept. The slow motion technique makes sense based on the song’s content and message, but the actual images and content being depicted in the video are just dull.

It’s an unlikely single, in all honesty, especially compared to some of the other joints on Section.80. The video, in fact, starts with the beat from track two off the album, “Hol’ Up”, which seems a much more logical single. Regardless, “ADHD” is still a great song off an even greater full album. Support Kendrick Lamar and buy Section.80 today.

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Stop Those Doughnut Thieves!

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

At long last, the madness has come to an end. The sting was in place. The Stakes were high. And the authorities were successful. It seems that the alleged donut bullies on a beach resort in Thessaloniki, Greece have finally been arrested.

The investigation began after complaints that two Bulgarian men and a retired Greek wrestling champion were violently arresting the doughnut market on Paliouri beach in the Halkidiki peninsula near Thessaloniki. One lone, brave officer then took it upon himself to go undercover, disguised as a donut purveyor and investigate the reports. Sure enough, he was attacked by the terrible trio.

Once the dust settled, the villainous figures were placed under arrest and charged with blackmail and fraud. However, later the charges were increased to include food safety violations, “after police found they had stashed their product in an abandoned hotel that was open to the elements and used by bathers as a toilet,” reports The Huffington Post. Violence and monopolization is one thing, but dirty food? As a hypochondriac, that is definitely the real crime here.

Now, I think of myself as rather well versed, but never had I even considered the possible corruption taking place in the doughnut world. Seriously, never. I can only imagine the other areas of the food industry where deceit and wrongdoing exist! The lobster catching industry in Maine, the North Carolina Pickle Festival, maybe even the ice cream trucks down at the Jersey Shore! Man! This is bad news!

My only suggestion, and it’s highly plausible, really, is that we take the producers of America’s Most Wanted, sit ‘em down with the people behind Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, grab Mark Summers to host, and pump some of the government’s prospering budget into the whole things, and we’ve got ourselves a new show that would track down food industry villains and criminals. It would work, for sure. If nothing else it would hook the Food Network up with another hit show, so whatever.

Via Huff Post

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Review: Fostercare vs. †‡† (Ritualz) – S/T

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Fostercare vs. †‡† (Ritualz) -S/T (2011) [Robot Elephant] // Grade: A

The best splits do more than share space. They share a mentality, an emotion, some fundamental ideology that connects the artists, if only for the moment. This latest LP from UK indie Robot Elephant may pitch itself as  versus, but really, it’s the exact opposite: Fostercare and Ritualz, these two electronic tour-de-forces, linking themselves inextricably.

Think of it as a love letter. Brooklyn’s witch-hop Fostercare and Mexico City’s dark-rave Ritualz don’t openly opine about each other’s work, but the respect seeps through the album’s pores; it feels like something crafted in tandem, not cobbled together piecemeal over oceans and wireless connections. Fostercare opens the release, all whispery rhymes and angry beats retreating into the chant-like “Low” and prancing baroque “Queen” — the latter of which eventually surges through an Underworld-esque breakdown, so much punchy and ominous dance that maybe, sorta, kinda references Ritualz’s pseudo-trance. At least in theory.

But Fostercare’s tracks go deeper than the beat. These are grimy, terrified songs, songs that feel nervous and paranoid,  that lurk around the most disturbing corners of humankind. Ritualz’s side explores the same demons, but rather than channel them via breathless twitch, he tells the story with pulsing dissonance and layers of lightward melody. “Trance Dimension” immediately launches into the producer’s signature buzzing synth, that ever-present swarm of bees flying into the pitch-black hooks and post-motorik beat of “Ill”. And his “King” — presumably the answer to Fostercare’s “Queen” — is a wicked pop song unlike almost anything he’s written before. Masculine, regal… and maybe (sorta, kinda) referential to the way Fostercare mumbles and spits his lyrics. See? It’s a thing.

Yet the most stunning clarity on Fostercare vs. Ritualz comes by way of remix. This is where the lines especially blur, where the separate atmospheres become one united front. Fostercare’s edit of Ritualz’s “San Marino” finds the paranoid twitch in the original melodies but layers them in a linear soundscape much the way Ritualz might himself. Similarly, Ritualz’s treatment of Fostercare’s “Cold Light” races through his characteristic midnight rave with a certain unsettledness, a goosbumped and shaky vibe that all but defines Fostercare. It’s enough to make you wish the two would just do a side-project together already — the best splits share a mentality, but so do the best duos.

Buy it at Insound!

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Philly: Get Low Down and Dirty with Proper Villains and PHLTH

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Philadelphia’s raunchiest bass party, PHLTH, is back for a second go-around. Flufftronix‘s low end adventure continues this Thursday at Fluid with special guests Proper Villains and Seraph; resident Suga Shay is in tow as well. From this crew, you can expect dubstep and drumstep, electro and rap… as long as there is bass.

For dubstep fans, Proper Villains needs no introduction. Whether DJing a packed room or crafting the perfect remix, Proper Villains mixes pop hooks with unforgiving bass and audiences eat it up. If you’re ever found yourself agreeing with Dev (“I like my beats fast and my bass down low”) PHLTH is the place to be. Just make sure you’re rocking Proper Villain’s wobbly remix of “Bass Down Low” as you pregame.

The Cataracs ft Dev- Bass Down Low (Proper Villains Remix) by proper villains

Thursday August 25th, 9pm – 2am
Fluid Nightclub
613 S. 4th St.
Philadelphia, PA
$8 Advance tickets | $12 at the door
+18 to Enter

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So Long, Cassette Player :(

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

I’ve got some bad news, Reader. It seems that the Concise Oxford English Dictionary will be phasing out the term “cassette player” from upcoming editions of the dictionary. From here on out we all will have to refer to the still existent form of music listener as, “plastic boxes that you put rectangular, music-holding blocks into.” Or, otherwise, as the original, inefficient plastic iPods.

It seems like quite the preemptive move on Oxford’s part. After all, cassette tapes and players both still exist! Sure, they’re not the most common or popular form of music listening device, but they’re still out there. We still need a name for them. Why, it was just about a year ago that we wrote a feature here on the Bloglin about the renewed surge of cassette tape popularity.

The streets are saying that this eradication is due, in part, to the Concise Oxford’s need to be concise (the word will be retained in the complete Oxford Dictionary), and is meant to make room for new words, one of which is the word “noob.” The addition of noob to any sort of official collection of words is something that I could not be more happy about. However, this begs the question what other colloquialisms will eventually find their way into our dictionaries? Could it be this: “: )“? It better not be, honestly. The day we start throwing computer faces (I know, “emoticon,” I just think that’s a really shitty word and don’t want to use it) and text message abbreviations into our sacred bank of compound-letters-with-different-meanings (words) is the day that I learn a new language. And that is sincerely a day that I hope never comes, because for how remarkably knowledgeable I am with regards to the English language, I can’t for the life of me seem to pick up another language.

Unfortunately, with the eradication of cassette player, in addition to the word video jockey, though that term really is of no use anymore (take it up with MTV), it seems that : ) is closer than ever to making its slimy way into the dictionary. Better get me a French text book.

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Near Mint Condition: Happy Endings, Big Questions, and More.

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Comic books. I need them. They’re an antidote to my weekly stressors that neither my therapist nor pharmaceutically-engineered happiness could touch. So I hope Grant Morrison isn’t right. I hope comic books aren’t dying. ‘Cause they’re the salve on the chapped ass of my perpetual existential crisis. Tomorrow is Wednesday, when the batch of momentary reality-ejection drops. What are you buying? What are you interested int?

Near Mint Condition.

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DC. Week Before The Storm
This is the week before the DC universe gets all done over like Inside Out Boy or some shit. The week prior to the storm. DC is shoveling out an armada of titles that will never see the light of day again in their current incarnation. I’m particularly excited for Batman Incorporated #8. If Grant Morrison is penning a sinking ship, in a sinking medium, at least he’s doing it as he fucking sees fit. The final issue of Batman INC for a good amount of time has Batman and the Oracle (who is about to get de-paralyzed in the relaunch) running around in a “simulated environment that’s slowly collapsing into post-apocalyptic zombie-haunted chaos.” Oh Morrison, I fucking love you.

Then there’s Action Comics #904, where the Doomsdays are on the cusp of defeating the entire pantheon of Super People. Will he win? Answer: it doesn’t matter! DC ‘New 52′ baby! Hootie hoo! This week also sees the final issue of Xombi, a title that’s dying with the DC reboot because we’re too busy pre-ordering 200,000 copies of the new JLA to buy quirky titles with gorgeous art and off-kilter themes. Don’t be a pig, buy the trade of this when it comes out.

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Potential To Be Fantastic
Douglas Wok recommended Big Questions by Anders Nilsen this week. A graphic novel of 600 pages that’s been accrued over a decade. As an ignorant douche, I hadn’t heard of it until his recommendation. Curiosity may be my strongest virtue though, so I went over to TFAW and read the description. It’s “beautiful minimalist story, collected here for the first time, is the culmination of ten years and more than six hundred pages of work that details the metaphysical quandaries of the occupants of an endless plain, existing somewhere between a dream and a Russian steppe. A downed plane is thought to be a bird and the unexploded bomb that came from it is mistaken for a giant egg by the group of birds whose lives the story follows.”

At $35 on TFAW, it’s an expensive investment on something that I haven’t digested, but I’m intrigued. Verdict: blind buy-a-go-go!

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Review: Ganglians – Still Living

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Ganglians - Still Living (2011) [Lefse] // Grade: A

Unlike some of their brethren, Ganglians chose not to hit “reply all” when it came time to send their next message. Two long years have passed since the group’s simultaneous full-length release pairing of the delightfully lo-fi lethargic Ganglians and Monster Head Room dropped and it’s this, their double-LP release for Lefse, that proves the band can indeed hold their own in a new land of enhanced production where Technicolor replaces a former sepia tone as what’s shown on the output screen. There’s no denying it, so flat out, know that this is the Sacramento band’s best, most exciting content yet. Led by Ryan Grubbs, the group explores, and very soon succeeds, at stepping outside the box to capture a sound that’s more concerned with distance covered than space immediately gained.

Something grand, the 12-track Still Living, finds this quartet developed in a way that fans could’ve only hoped for a year earlier. If you would, flash back to 2009 when the band first released material.  All with defining releases that year, bubbling up where the likes of Girls, Ty Segall and Wavves. Combining grimy punk attitude and vintage West Coast pop sensibility quickly garnered a collective “Yes please” excitement from those with taste to make. The underground scene flourished with tiny imprints and handmade releases and soon bedroom bands were plugging in on stages in front of thousands.  On their playlists were Dick Dale guitar riffs, sun-soaked harmony and hazy frames. It was obvious that the 1960s were here to trump the 1980s as our decade of buzz-friendly “borrowed nostalgia” (to quote that one seminal 2002 crank-out, “Losing My Edge”). Part of the bunch were Ganglians who were then releasing for Woodsist and Captured Tracks. The music felt different, showcasing a group of then-teenagers deciding to acknowledge the eclectic side of all things comfy.

Though newcomers, they didn’t seem too keen to grab a hold of the coattails flapping in front of them. After their 8.1 glisten on Pitchfork for Monster Head Room, the band’s hype reared and soon checkbooks and bookers wanted the youngster quartet. European dates and support offers from the likes of Florence and the Machine rolled in and it’s in this environment — the band needing a follow-up — that Still Living was formed.  A slow process, the band, then broke, shifted production duties to Dirty Projectors (Bitte Orca) collaborator Robby Moncrieff and began hunkering down.  The hour-long results prove layered, floral and surprisingly complex for a band so young and desperate; though it took years, this is exactly the album Ganglians needed to make.

A fantastic release, Still Living succeeds by way of exploring the confines of their already-diverse sound, the scene it’s harvested from and the cues from its established acts.  Though a lot is tossed into the pot, what comes out after the heat is off is perfectly digestible. With each track-passing the list grows longer but get ready for The Beach Boys/Brian Wilson solo, Beach House, Fleet Foxes, Animal Collective, Scott Walker, The Chills and Modest Mouse. An indie crash course maybe, it’s these band’s shades, not their entire spectrum, that Still Living occupies.

An hour long, the record doesn’t drag, idle or bore. Again, as in Monster Head Room, the band utilizes samples throughout.  Aiding to some greater theatrical arc that I’m still finessing are ocean noises, traffic, footsteps and car alarms (“Jungle’s” alarm-buzzing close rules). Visually, Still Living evokes much the same:  wooded canopies, beardo freedom and West Coast essence all matched to big hooks, heavy grooves and spooky, rain-soaked paranoia. The music encompasses a wealth of feeling from organic states but it’s the threat of something like dehydration overcoming even the most pastoral of sites that keeps the record away from ever getting too “hippie.”

The album opens with “Call Me” and singer Ryan Grubbs’ assertion that though they may have come from the spunk of 2009 land, Ganglians’ return is anything but spunky:  “This is a sad, sad song for all you sad, sad people.” Sad for some might also be these “dirty teens” and their unemployment status, which Grubbs tackles on “Good Times” with the assertion, “Waking up in the afternoon, can’t find a job, what’s the use in trying?” The record starts comfortably with shiny pop bouncers like “Evil Weave” and “That’s What I Want” but it’s the nocturnal picnic of “Sleep” where the record starts to get casually and suspiciously serious.  The band have produced a wealth of memorable moments to dissect: “Jungle” will make any Fleet Foxes fan roll to attention; Anyone can get the gloom of a West Coast June morning on “California Cousins;” “Bradley” is a woozy winder of harmony and hazy guitar until its out-of-nowhere coda hits and backed by bass-y throats to the key of Peter Gabriel’s “Sledeghammer,” the  ballad “Things to Know,” might as well come from a different band entirely.

Still Living is a triumph for a scene that some still can’t quite dig out the greater benefits from. Though its depth, complexity and paranoid wander are found throughout, what makes these 12 songs worth an hour under headphones is the way it manages to intercut what you expect and what you don’t from a  band like this and the scene they’re already lobbed in. Grubb’s lyrics, “I got no self-control” help, but what happens at the two-minute mark of “The Toad” is more of what I am getting at as summation. In what could be called Still Living’s longest two minutes, the tune’s first half oozes with sundry, steady and impassioned pop swirl before, in a gobsmacking change of tone, the band nosedive into a defining synth throb lifted right from the pages of kraut to further layer an already weighted track. It’s a brilliant moment to say the least.

Buy it at Insound!

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Bad As Tom Waits

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

I was about to start this post with a joke about how I attended a private listening party for Tom Waits‘ upcoming new studio album, but then I decided that was not at all funny and didn’t want to say it. It would’ve been relevant, in a way, just because of the content of the above video, but it would have been terribly lame. Crisis averted.

In any case, Tom Waits is coming out with a new album! Bad As Me, out October 25, is Waits’ first album of all new music in seven years. Seven! That’s longer than some presidencies (referring, of course, to the ones that last for only one term)! Tom Waits is an awesome songwriter and a living legend. And that voice! My, what a voice! Watch the video above andpre-order Bad As Me here. Bye!

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The Ponytail Tour Is Riding Through a City Near You!

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

Our good friends over at Check Yo Ponytail are packing their bags and hitting the road! That’s right, we’re proud to announce the first ever Check Yo Ponytail Tour is kicking off October 20th at the Mayan Theatre in Los Angeles and then heading all across the country! Featuring Spank Rock, Big Freedia, The Death Set, Pictureplane, and resident CYP DJ, Franki Chan, this tour is going to be an explosion of sonic party swag.

Headlining the CYP tour is hip hop duo Spank Rock, comprised of rapper Naeem Juwan, otherwise known as emcee Spank Rock and producer XXXChange. Combining electro synths with aggressive hip hop drums, Spank Rock distinctly danceable sound. Additionally, look out for these Spankers to be performing new material on this tour from their upcoming, September 27 sophomore release, Everything is Boring and Everyone is a Fucking Liar. Sounds happy.

Also hitting the road with Spank Rock is New Orleans’ bouncer, Big Freedia. Bounce Music, and energetic, 80′s dance-inspired type of groove, has been making waves in the streets of New Orleans housing projects where it was born, and Freedia is the self-proclaimed “Queen Diva”. She also performs a derivative of Bounce Music reserved for self-proclaimed “Sissies”, a term for individuals who are biologically of the male persuasion with varied and ambiguous sexual identities.

The tour kicks off on October 20th in CYP hometown, Los Angeles, and wraps up on November 6th in Austin, Texas. Also, dig on the mix below that Franki Chan put together to promote the tour featuring joints from Friendly Fires, Joy O, xxxy, and more. After the jump check out the full list of dates  as well as the tracklist for Chan’s Yes We Chan Vol. 1 Mixtape, and get your TICKETS HERE! Do it!

Check Yo Ponytail 2 tour:
10-20  Los Angeles, CA – The Mayan $
10-21  San Francisco, CA – Mezzanine $
10-22  San Diego, CA – Voyeur *
10-25  Denver, CO – Summit $
10-26  Portland, OR – Branx $
10-27  Seattle, WA – Neumos $
10-28  Chicago, IL – The Mid %
10-29  New York, NY – Brooklyn Bowl #
11-05  Miami, FL – Grand Central ^
11-06  Austin, TX – Fun Fun Fun Fest ^

$ with Big Freedia, the Death Set, Pictureplane, and Franki Chan
% with Spank Rock, the Death Set, Pictureplane, and Franki Chan
# with Spank Rock, Big Freedia, the Death Set, Pictureplane, and Franki Chan* with Big Freedia, Pictureplane, and Franki Chan
^ with Spank Rock, Big Freedia, Pictureplane, and Franki Chan

Franki Chan – Yes We Chan Vol. 1 Mixtape
1. Glass Actor – What I Couldn’t Do
2. Joy O – Sicko Cell
3. French Fries & Bambounou – Hugz
4. XXXY -  Open Your Eyes
5. A1 Bassline – Falsehood
6. Girl Unit: – Wut (Claude Vonstroke’s Butt Naked Mix)
7. Greenmony – Into You (French Fries Remix feat. Roses Gabor)
8. Deepchild – Claps
9. Green Velvet & Russoul – Millie Vanillie
10. Monarchy – I Won’t Let Go (Myd & Sam Tiba Remix)
11. Friendly Fires – Hawaiian Air (Seiji Remix)
12. Unknown to the Unknown – Mystery Dragon
13. Braille – The Year 3000

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True Blood Re-Up: Let’s Get Out Of Here

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

It’s impressive how out of touch the writers of True Blood are with their own subtexts. Nothing could have solid their obliviousness better than the puke-inducing monologue that Slutty Sookie delivered to her two panting, devolved meat-sac lovers who wanted nothing more than to explode their cock-missiles all over her stratosphere.

A sultry Sookie drabbed in red lingerie stood center frame. She spoke to the two man, flanked on either side both emotionally and physically by the two other lines in their insufferable love triangle. Then somehow within the confines of a wet dream, Sookie clad in nothing but suggestions of cloth decided to launch into some absurd (in the context) feminist diatribe.

The stringy strands of vomit gurgled up the general motif that is often heard regarding the double-standards of sexuality when it comes to male and female roles in our contemporary culture. A dude stake as many innocent dames as he wants – it’s cool. A dude locks it up with two women at once – it’s double cool. The moment a woman wants to try such a thing she’s labeled a lecher, a whore, a harlot, a hussy, on and on.

It’s cool. We get it.

It’s hard to take the content of a character’s speech seriously when the form through which it is delivered undermines the entire thing. The writers have Sookie delivering what is supposed to be an empowering speech, but she’s got everything but two deep fried areolas hanging out. You can almost smell the desperate Southern musk wafting out of her ass cheeks. Scantily clad women in high-heels in the middle of a wet dream aren’t the best of delivery systems when you want to take on sexual inequalities. It’s impossible to take an empowering statement on the hypocrisy regarding gender roles and sexuality seriously when the character delivering the speech is beingobjectified as it happens.

It’s also hard to take it seriously when the character delivering it has been an empty shell of a human being throughout the entire series. Sookie was premised as this “Go get them! Hell Yeah, Fire Spitter!” character, but the truth is that she is anything but. She lacks almost any agency whatsoever. Her time on the series is spent running around (quite literally most of the time), shouting out the name of whatever character they’ve written her as hopelessly in love with at that moment. Sookie isn’t empowered, in fact she is the exact opposite. She lacks any power, any discerning sensibilities. She gives herself to disreputable people who perpetuate horrible actsconsistently, and only deviates from this pattern when she’s asked to run around preventing those people getting hurt.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Run through the bayou screaming Bill! Proclamation of Love! (rinse, repeat.)

So the turning moment where Sookie seizes control of this love triangle is also the following: Within a dream. While she’s scantily clad. And her denouement culiminates not in telling these two degenerates who really have never given her much reason to love them is to allow them to both fuck her. This is the sort of slop that’s written by a) a horny thirteen year-old boy and/or b) someone know really doesn’t give a fuck about any sort of message that is being purported to be sent.

I’m not arguing against the message being carried by the Gap-Toothed Object, I think there’s a lot to be said about it. Instead I’m arguing against the contradictions that present themselves when motherfuckers try and have a Mindless Sex and Love Bot deliver that message while dressed in a way to engorge loins across the viewing audience.

Sookie’s the main character. Sadly. They try and pin her as some take-charge woman. However, the truth if this shit is that she’s just another empty damsel in distress. Putting up with douchebags. Annoyingly running headfirst into trouble over and over again. No Moment of Realization is going to change this about her, especially when this moment is delivered in a scene that’s going to have more people staring at her abs than giving a shit about what she’s saying.

See you next week.

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