My favorite porn clip is of this adult performer named Marie McCray taking a shower and then her coach comes into the locker room, goes through her stuff and then confronts her while she’s showering. After a show of mock surprise she decides to let him fuck her in exchange for an A in gym I think. I usually skip past the opening of porn movies but this one I usually watch. There are some women in porn that you watch and jag it too and then there are some that you fall in love with and could see yourself in a relationship with despite them having fucked like a thousand guys or more. Could you see yourself in a relationship with your favorite adult actress and not occasionally get mad remembering the scenes where they’re so glazed with the jazz of multiple gents that they look like donuts?
So Marie McCray ends up having sex with her muscular coach for about twenty minutes in about every position. Even though I’m an adult I wonder if that’s how other people do it. I mean, I’ve had some times where we did a lot in one time but most of the sex is just one or two positions and whatever requires as little cleaning up afterwards. Are most people cumming on bitches faces EVERY time? Should I be doing that more? I feel like that’s something you can’ do the first time with a girl unless you are both really drunk.
Back to Marie Mccray. She’s this really slender redhead and I have a thing about redheads these days. She’s not the most dynamic performer but she’s got this really graceful figure and I think she looks like James Jean drawing. For some reason I get the sense that she dresses really badly when she’s not having sex on camera, like sweatpants and T-shirts she gets for free from the companies she works for.
I think I went on way too long about my inner life and my jerk off times. This coat is great for men who want to fuck lithe, red headed teenagers in large showers and get away with it. You walk into the club wearing this and all the girls will turn their heads and be thinking coyly “You’re not supposed to be in here…” Or that’s what I’m hoping for anyway.
On a side note, if Marie McCray is reading this and wants one of these coats I’d just like to say that she should look me up if she’s in New York because I can get her free clothing and I have cocaine.