When I first made it into the city I didn’t know what to think. I had never seen someone who looked like me. And the pants, and the shirts’ it was madness. People were everywhere. Things were everywhere. There were buildings; there were cars. It was wild. Coming from my rural home in the middle of nowhere, I was not used to this type of lifestyle. You see, I was Raised By Wolves.

Not really. That’s just the name of this brand that we’re now stocking in the online store! Perhaps you’ve heard of them. Or maybe you haven’t, whatever. Regardless, we’ve got ‘em! Now in the store is the Rosie tee and the Pom Beanie in a handful of colors (check out the Cream one, it’s real nice), pictured above. So head over to our online store and get your wolf on.

No, that was a bad ending. Okay: Head over to the store and get wild.

No. How about this: Head over to the store and buy this or else wolves will come and eat you.

There we go.

- My Pal the Crook