
Tom Waits – Bad As Me (2011) [ANTI-] // Grade: B
Before listening to the latest Tom Waits LP this past week, I took a long hard look at the record’s cover. Although I rarely purchase new releases in their physical form these days, I find there’s really nothing wrong with staring at a high-res JPEG on your laptop screen while listening along to an album. Anyway, something struck me funny about the photograph we’re presented with here. While I may be reading into matters too much, it occurred to me that the ultra blurry image which was ultimately printed on the Bad As Me sleeve may have been employed to disguise the now-grizzled visage of Mr. Waits himself.
Upon actually hearing the album for the first time, this sentiment seemed even more peculiar, as Tom appears to have completely settled into his role as the wacky elder statesman of outsider music oh here. Similar to most fellas transitioning into the twilight of their days, you never get a sense that Waits is trying all that hard to come off as cool, or even groundbreaking. Unlike many of the musty old turds Neil Young has been crapping out lately, Bad As Me breezily hops from genre to genre with each passing track, and is a truly fun listen. Considering much of the heavy material feature throughout Tom’s penultimate Orphans release made me want to go out and commit suicide by cop, this lighter tone was a welcomed surprise.
Many of the touchstone musical tropes that Waits has often worked around are trotted out here, mostly to great success. Early on, “Raised Right Man” finds the artist performing a watered down version of that demented Carnival stomp which he so expertly pinned down on the much-lauded Rain Dogs, and Swordfishtrombones. While these particular records didn’t personally click for me at first, I eventually found that I enjoyed this version of Waits most, when referring to his entire discography. Later on, “Hell Broke Luce” follows suit, and boasts perhaps the most brutal vocal take these new 13 tunes have to offer, as well as some “Army Dreamers”-style firearms sound effects.
Throughout the rest of the record, there are a number of roots-informed numbers, such as “Pay Me”, that sound akin to the stuff featured on the Bawlers disc of the aforementioned Orphans collection. On “Kiss Me” we’re presented with the return of that down-and-out piano-man who was so heavily featured on the earliest Waits records. Finally, “Get Lost” features Tom in some wacky Rock-a-billy posture, “New Year’s Eve” reminds me of a Walkmen song, and “Satisfied” kind of sounds like the shitty theme song to that vampire show on HBO that I never watch. I believe I’ve covered all my bases.
I could keep flappin’ my gums off at you jerks at this point, but really, similar to most other Tom Waits material, some folks are going to love this thing, while the LP will almost certainly leave others out in the cold. Despite the fact that such high-caliber shredders like Keef Richards and Flea were recruited to back our man on these recordings, Bad As Me is a Tom Waits record through and through. It’s pretty unmistakable. Although some will throw jabs at the California native, claiming his troubadour image to be contrived, I happen to think he’s a true original in most respects. With the new release, Waits doesn’t necessarily do much to expand upon his gritty signature aesthetic, but certainly proves that he’s the master of his weird little domain.
