When I was a kid, I used to have nightmares about the Cyberdemon from Doom. My fear of him was matched only by the creepy as fuck rendition of Satan in Passion of the Christ and Mel Gibson’s abusive phone calls to his ex wife. Now, bear witness to this nightmarish vision of hell that simultaneously empowers me and cripples me with fear.
Remember when Nancy finally figured out how to defeat Freddy? That’s how this video makes me feel: as if I’m stuck in my worst nightmare as 3000 Cyberdemons stalk me. Then, all of a sudden, the power is in my hands as I make them taste hot blasts of plasma from my BFG 9000. Perhaps I need to get out more. Anyway, shout out to all of my MS DOS posse.- The Faux Bot