Oh the ’80s. A time when boys could ride Luck Dragons, girls traversed labyrinths, and David Bowie had nothing better to do than chill with a team of creepy puppets and scheme on cradle-robbing in its most literal sense. For anyone who’s yearns for the halcyon days of Rad! and gaming gauntlets, 8-Bit Zombie has your fix, and it’s oh so bad.

With awesome (and often gory) re-imaginings of everything from everyone’s favorite Hyrulian hero to the original N.E.S. wizard himself, the crew at 8BZ will fill the void bored into your soul by the past three decades and outfit you in some pretty sweet gear in the process. Just don’t go putting yourself into debt over it. Remember kids, no one wants to be a Reagan.

- Pool Captain