Gold Digger Black Bart T-Shirt ($32.00)

You know we stay repping the Black Bart Simpson designs on our shirts, and this one might be too G.O.O.D. to be true. If you haven’t been keeping up, Black Bart has been heavy in the streets for quite some time now, and he’s made memorable appearances on a menagerie of Мишка tees. He may not have a sex tape (yet), but he’s still famous damnit!

So forget about your Brooklyn Nets tee, and get this Gold Diggin’ deliciousness instead. Wearing it feels like getting rescued by a beautiful, conceited angel. Hell, this shirt’s so good I bet even George Bush would wear it! So if you’re gonna mess with something, better make it this tee.

- Whole Milk