Once you wrest your gaze back from Charlie’s three eyes, please feel free to look over the whole fresh outfit we’ve put together for this week’s edition of Steady Peddlin. It’s got both eyes and colors in it, and so I decided to call it Eye Color. This has been a peek into the mind of Whole Milk. Please don’t steal anything on the way out. Don’t mind the smell. Don’t look behind that door. You should probably just go now.
Did I mention how much I like this outfit? There’s this persistent voice in my head that tells me to wear it every day. It also tells me to do terrible things to cats, but that voice is far less insistent. Luv u kats! I think it may have something to do with that killer sweater. Couldn’t imagine what though… If people get too freaked out by the Helter Skelter stare, you can always button up that handsome Lumber Crack Shirt in a bold cranberry color. And cover up your own third eye with the End Zone Snapback. As always, accessories are key, and this has got some bold color choices with the Acid Belt and Derailed Mop Wallet.
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