Forget about lining up at your local grocery mart to stock up on gallons of water and Crispix, chicken necks and Goya brand echidna anus or whatever other weird stuff you think you need to survive hurricane Sandy (the woman in front of me at Fine Fare yesterday purchased two gallon drums of high-quality olive oil and two small unripe gourds. Not a joke.) because all you need is the new mixtape from Lil B, [sic] Holloween H20! It’s better than Frozen!

Notice how the cover erroneous references Friday The 13th! Was this purposeful? Let’s hope so. Favorite line thus far: “Halloween H20… fuck the lames.” Most certainly.

- Whole Milk