It feels weird to be posting a song called “Baby Momma’s Pussy” on Sunday, the Lord’s day. This track would probably be better suited for a Fri night, or possibly scheduled at 3:30am on a Tuesday. But, when you think abut it, The Church probably cosigns this track. Organized religion endorsing a bounce song that has a line “I don’t fuck ratchet hoes, you won’t see me on Maury”, might be a hard pill to swallow, but check the extreme logic game here.
See, The Church approves of baby’s moms and pops getting together. Baby, mom, pops, all together is a nice nuclear family. Unfortunately though, sometimes moms and pops don’t like each other. Baby’s momma’s pussy however, get’s moms and dads together (at least for the night). Hence, God supports “Baby’s Mommma’s Pussy (Remix)” by 6 Ward Pook, as the first step in reuniting broken homes. Bam, logic.
The pastor at your church would probably prefer if this song was titled something like “Baby Momma’s Pussy (Within The Confines Of Marriage)(The Remix)”, but we gotta work on these things in steps. Work from “Baby Momma” to “Baby’s Momma’s Pussy (Remix)” to “Let’s Get Married(Remix)” and have everybody at the church real proud.