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Superman Comes Through With The Bulletproof Beard

Well damn, Superman: Man of Steel looks like might be an actual decent movie. They’ve got Christopher Nolan (Dark Knight Trilogy) producing this joint and Zack “my movies look real cool, but have scripts written by distracted 8 year olds” Snyder directing it. Maybe with this heavy Terrence Malick vibe in this trailer, the new Superman flick might be worth your time come summer 2013. The whole affair looks very serious and ponderous, but there’s also a part where he’s shirtless and on fire, which should play real well for ladies and gay dudes with firefighting lumberjack fantasies. Also, first time the Superbeard’s been in a movie, which means the movie should track real well in Williamsburg.

My only question about this, how the fuck Superman shave his beard tho?

- raythedestroyer

One Response to “Superman Comes Through With The Bulletproof Beard”

  1. Caffeine Powered Says:

    Goddamn! The whole firefighting lumberjack fantasy playing through in this son of a bitch has me (and I imagine my girlfriend) sold on the thing. Props for the Malick reference, totally puts into focus the vibe I was getting.

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