Ever wonder which of your Facebook friends is DTF? With the popular Facebook app, “Bang With Friends” you can. Yes, there is actually an app that tells you which of your Facebook friends wants to do you. Sure this is a catalyst in some ways, to people getting “banged”, which is desirable—depending on the quality of the “bang”. Mostly though, it’s really fucking weird. Sometimes the Internet gets a little too personal.

Not only can you find out who exactly wants to “bang” you, but a new option to “hang” with friends is surfacing. Why do you need to find out who wants to hang out with you, if you already know your Facebook friends? They’re your “friends”, shouldn’t they all want to “hang”? The founders say it’s not a way to “purify” our society by traditionally dating someone before you “bang” them. According to them, it’s a way to expand the app. This app feels like it’s simply a dating platform like E-Harmony or J-Date for a younger generation. Or, more accurately, a “banging” platform.

As if this app wasn’t intrusive enough, they even procure a score for you based on how many views your profile receives. But what about the people who get minimal views? A river of tears will be shed by those that don’t score high enough. But, see for yourself, maybe you’ll find a really hot guy/girl who’ll end up being a keeper. It’s the Internet, stranger things have happened.

- Arianna Aviram