• Keep Watch Wall Clock Classic ($40.00)
• Keep Watch Collage Knapsack Classic ($73.00)

Go ahead and add the Keep Watch to as many facets of your life as possible. Get the Wall Clock and give a very “creepy totalitarian government” feel to your home decor situation. It works as an objet d’art, but is still a fully functioning clock to brutally remind you that, yes, you are late for work again.

The knapsack is perfect for trips through your city or through the woods. In the city, it’ll ward off pickpockets as they see all those eyes staring at them and start to think about people judging them. Remember, criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. If you’re the type that’s up for nature hikes and shit, you can always use the Keep Watch knapsack to store your powerbars, water, and maps. Plus, if you end up on some James Franco in 127 Hours shit, it’ll be real easy for rescue workers to find you. A backpack with eyeballs all over it will stick out in the middle of nature, like a backpack with eyeballs all over it in the middle of nature.

- raythedestroyer