The video for Sean P’s “BBQ Sauce” puts P as an amalgam of The Most Interesting Man In The World and Forrest Gump. Who else would he be? Dude is shown throughout recent history doing wild and influential shit; he hangs out with the Rolling Stones, flies across the Atlantic Ocean, teaches courses at NASA, wins more money on Jeopardy than that kid with the olive green shirt, and is generally the most amazing motherfucker to never exist. It’s a great concept for a video.
The one thing that bothers me is the bit where Sean P is chilling with his lil Leave It To Beaver style family. The mom has that old school, WASP-y white lady look down cold, but she still is cool with using various condiments during sex. TYou know she’s putting in real serious work—sexually. That’s a real good combination in the “lady in the streets, freak in the sheets” way. What about those kids though? Them lil motherfuckers are white as the snow in Alaska son. They don’t have one bit of the motherland coursing through their DNA. While Sean was out being the most interesting man in the world, clearly the milkman was laying pipe to Mrs. P. That’s not the way my dude. My man can accomplish all kinds of spectacular feats, but he can’t keep the wife in check? That’s too a heavy price to pay for amazing success. I’ll chill out being a regular dude and not have to be reminded of my wife dipping into the milkman’s sour cream every time I look at my kids.
Sean P’s Mic Tyson is out now.- raythedestroyer